Toight.

I picked up this Versus by Gianni Versace dress on a recent opshop hunt, for $7.50.

Can I hear a Woop Woop?

The annoying thing is that I don't think I have the cojones to wear it. The Hervé Léger bandage style of body-con dress is in some ways more forgiving than sleek 1990s versions like this one. Maybe I'll get a girdle.
Ew.