The other night I had an extremely awesome dream in which every finger of one of my hands was adorned with a ring, and on each ring a different fruit. Since waking up to ass-hat reality I have found that the rings I dreamed of are actually super tricky to find. Ideally I'd like an apple, a banana, a pear and maybe a lemon. The only thing I've come across that comes close to dream-standard is this little apple (up the back):
Doesn't 'fruit ring' just sound like a thing that exists?