Virgin Threads (now Stars and Infinite Darkness) used to sell these lovely ballet flats but I can't find them anywhere now. I seem to recall you could request the words you wanted hand painted on your shoes, and that one pair was emblazoned with a Smiths lyric - though which exactly I can't remember. Perhaps it was "Oh, how do I feel about my shoes? They make me awkward and plain". Probably not though. You'd need pretty big feet. Bigger than others.
Still, there is plenty to lust after at Stars and Infinite Darkness. Check out this necklace: