Caper!

If anyone is interested, I'm seriously considering doing an Ocean's 11-style heist on the Metropolitan Museum of Art. This is the stuff I insist on taking as my share:

Chanel cocktail dress, 1926-1927

Mailot bathing suit, 1965

British court dress, 1750

Balenciaga cocktail dress, 1955-1965

I'm planning on starting yoga lessons at my local community center soon, so I can totally be the little dude who hides in mini-bars and stuff.