If anyone is interested, I'm seriously considering doing an Ocean's 11-style heist on the Metropolitan Museum of Art. This is the stuff I insist on taking as my share:
Chanel cocktail dress, 1926-1927
Mailot bathing suit, 1965
British court dress, 1750
Balenciaga cocktail dress, 1955-1965
I'm planning on starting yoga lessons at my local community center soon, so I can totally be the little dude who hides in mini-bars and stuff.