Thursday, April 15, 2010

Not you, extreme sports calendar.

Heidi Klum straddles the equator.
Think about that sentence.

Am I wrong in thinking it's the most awesome thing ever?
Whoever came up with it deserves a fucking Pullitzer.

You know what else deserves a Pullitzer? Heidi Klum's tits! Because they're really good!
Yeh boy.
I should go to sleep.

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